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Miller Vies For “The Sexiest Man Alive” Title

 The Trump administration is firing on all cylinders. After the Mueller witch hunt declared the president pletely innocent of any collusion or obstruction of justice, the Doninator is enjoying his victory lap. But this party’s just getting started! Now President Trump’s valued immigration adviser and strategist, Stephen Miller, has declared he wants to make his …

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Dems Working Hard On Plan For Losing In 2020

  You’ve got to give the Democratic Party credit, they are an organization of hard workers. And the Dems are working overtime conjuring ways to blow the 2020 presidential election. “It’s in our nature,” William Tolbert, Democratic strategist told The Lint Screen. “We love to figure out ways to extract defeat from the jaws of …

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Devin Nunes Has Feelings Hurt, Sues God

 Rep. Devin Nunes, the Republican patriot from munist California, is sad. And angry. Nunes recently launched a $250,350,000 defamation of character lawsuit against two Twitter accounts he says are fake. One allegedly from his mommy, and one from a bovine pal. “These accounts say nasty things about me,” Nunes said. “They damage my sterling reputation …

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Looney Libs Put Judge Jeanine in Penalty Box

 Something is wrong in America when a justice warrior and truth teller like Judge Jeanine Pirro is benched by her network for speaking her mind about headwear fashion. Fox News, long regarded as America’s bastion of quality journalism and news integrity recently yanked Judge Jeanine’s popular show in response to remarks the fiery beauty made …

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